i believe that the hot dogs go on
this changed me
in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for
i will piss on your sofa
whenever i give advice to someone i say ‘idk’ like 5 times a sentence because i’m so afraid they’ll follow my advice and ruin their life so yeah i can never seem to sure
Amazon Prime Air is a delivery system Amazon Inc. plans to implement into their service by the year 2015. Small packages purchased through Amazon.com will be shipped to the buyer via air drone in as little as 30 minutes.
I would order 50 books, one every minute, so then I can watch an Army of mini planes coming to my house, eventually crashing against each other.
my mom said it looks like a flying barbecue.
when i was 14, i proposed to this girl in my class and she said yes but our parents said we were too young to get married so we tried to do it in secret and one of my friends found this shady guy to marry us but then the girl broke up with me when she transferred schools and we never got the marriage annulled but i don’t even know if it was official in the first place so long story short, i think i might be married.
AUSTRALIAN CHRISTMAS ADS ARE SO GREAT
SCREW YOU AND YOUR SNOW WE HAVE SURFING SANTAS AND HAMS
omfg so I came back from camp today and I guess this fell out of my bag while I was unpacking
aND MY DAD STARTS SCREAMING ABOUT THIS CONDOM HE FOUND IN MY ROOM AND I GOT SO SCARED OMFG AND I WAS LIKE WAIT LEMME SEE THAT AND I TURNED IT OVER
AND IT’S MY FUCKING TEA
MY DAD THOUGHT MY CINNAMON APPLE TEA WAS A CONDOM
look at the way the man’s expression, in the background, softens when they kiss
there’s too much cute in this one gif
kiss kiss fUCK EACH OTHER UP
Want my otp to kiss like this. I bet they would, too.
this is the cutest thing
AUSTRALIA LEGALISED GAY MARRIAGE IN ONE STATE AND 40 PEOPLE GOT MARRIED.
TODAY OUR CUNT OF A PRIME MINISTER OVERTURNED THAT AND IT ISNT LEGAL AGAIN.
THOSE 40 PEOPLE ARENT MARRIED ANYMORE.
AND ALL IM SEEING IS DR WHO AND SHERLOCK.
Its fucking bullshit he literally gave us rights and took them away
taco cat spelled backwards is still taco cat
if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows
i want a selfie thats so good its hung in museums and people line up for hours just to take photos of it
the bitch beat me to it
swaggity psy do not cry
oppa gangnam smile
im 100% sure i was fucking high when i wrote this