i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url
what a nice day today
This is terrifying.
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
I like globes that have the bumps on them for mountains. let me feel the earth, run my fingers over your himalayas, caress your inner alps
my brother just came into my room so excited to show me these photos of a pigeon he met
my brother has been saying to me “have you seen the lenny kravitz scarf picture yet?????????????????????????????” and i always have no idea what he was talking about
and now ive seen the light
he’s here to make an impression
Pharrell Williams’ laying down the law on the Ellen Degeneres show [x]
maybe because you keep this same inequality THRIVING by adding to robin thicke songs about raping women!?!?
Bolded for emphasis!
a brony called me unattractive
because i have hair on my legs
wait, don’t female ponies have fur on their legs? what a confused brony
this is actually how abortion works. stay informed.
My bedspread just arrived.
when somebody jokes about your insecurities
when someone jokes about your friends’ insecurities