LOOK AT THIS PICTURE ALEX TOOK OF JACK ON MY PHONE
LOOK AT IT.
heard you were talking shit
I use my tears as bong water
when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
Cats do not like fruits
seeing assholes u used to be friends with like
Fish on Wheels
OH MY GOD HE’S OFF TO SEE THE WORLD
HE’S LIKE A FISH ASTRONAUT LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE
what happened when i entered the internet world
I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”